(I was actually going to name this entry “I Am The Bitch Of The Internet,” but know what? That sounds not very friendly. “Reigning unfriendly bitch” is not something to which I aspire. Instead, what I am getting at, is that I am the Internet’s bitch. As in, the internet has made me its bitch. Like in prison. And this concludes my paragraph analysing a five-word title, guess who hasn’t slept in a while,😈 THANK YOU.)
But, anyway. Oh, hello! HI THERE! So, did I up and disappear? AGAIN? Am I a major pain in the arse to everyone? The answer, quite obviously, is yes. Yes, yes, resoundingly yes, in particular to the last question. I am totally a pain in everyone’s arse! I am a pain in your arse! I am causing grief and aggravation to arses all over the world, that is just what I do. Like it or not… To be honest the older I get the more I don’t care If I offend or not.. While I do take into account other peoples opinion’s that doesn’t always make them right. 8)
The one thing I wonder about the internet is Are people really as stupid in real life… as there are some real Internet retards out there..
And I’m sorry with some I just can not resist the urge to be sarcastic.. I have the power I need to use it!!
On second thought, maybe I am the bitch of the internet!!!