You gotta laugh at spam and I’m not on about the tinned stuff!!

I don’t know about you guys but I get a hell of a lot of spam mail coming in to my in-box..

Does the type of spam mail you get depend on the kind of person you are? If so Man am I in trouble 🙄

So what can be deducted about me from the spam mail I get!!

Now I have been saving some *spam mail* over the last few weeks in a special folder just to see what a varied amount of rubbish I get sent..

So check this out 🙂
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So according to this I am a 48yr old opinionated, fat ,superstitious  sex starved nymphomaniac business minded,trans-sexual who is accident prone, A  lazy cow with a bald head and small penis  *that is apparently not working very well*, who is going to fly off into the sunset with some romantic person that I have met on-line and probably cheat on them with their wife/husband!!!

Now throw away the bald head and small penis..  Oh hang on a min the boys would miss their dad…….  Lets just say we can remove those parts from the analysis of me.. along with the Trans-sexual part..

that leaves

48yr old opinionated, fat ,superstitious  sex starved nymphomaniac business minded, accident prone,  lazy cow who will probably cheat or has cheated on them with their wife/husband!!!


What I do want to know is how come I have messages in my in-box on a site called

Sex in the UK which as far as I know I have never signed up for or even heard of..

Why I would indeed search for Leroy Barnes..   😯 He would be the last person I would search for.. And I would be surprised if He had ever searched for me..

No-one wants to be reminded of certain mistakes in life and boy was he a mistake..

I have never signed up to any on-line dating sites, in fact I have no interest in on-line dating.. I’m still not convinced it works….     😕

So I’m actually wondering how I get some of these junk mail’s..

The only medication I have bought on-line was something for my son’s Eczema, Although I do remember having to register with the site and it wanted to know the in’s and outs of a ducks arsehole!!

However I for the life of me don’t remember it ever asking the size of my partners penis, If it needed any assistance to perform, or indeed if he was bald

Maybe they just assumed lol  (damn clever then is all I can say 🙄  😆 )

So next time you get spam mail save it for a few weeks, See what your junk mail can deduct about you!!


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