I love eBay……. here is another one….

It’s been quite a while since there has been a real gem of a post on eBay,  Yes I know there was that woman who made the loom dress but then everyone jumped on the band if you pardon the pun.. wagon and all used her picture as well and to be honest it didn’t get me motivated enough to actually blog about it, but this person well they have really caught my attention.. not sure how long it will stay on there so will copy and paste as well as the link


Listed for charity

Please Bid It’s For A Great Cause

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Thisisnt a joke so please no fake bids please.

Higher the price higher the donation amount50% the money will be going to MNDA (Motor Neurone Disease Association)
as this is close to my heart at the moment, the other 40% will go to your charity of choice

Space on my upper right arm for tattoo advertising space!
no bigger than 3′ by 3′ (has to be there or i wont be able to get work) and nothing to rude please haha. Funny tattoos are fine just not rude!!

Only 23 now so will be there for years, plus can get it removed and put on display when i die! So basically its like 100 years of Advertising, the papers and news will pick up the story so the potential is endless. If you iust want to make me

Will get into news so theirs that as well 😀

This is genuine, not a joke. winning bidder will obviously have to provide the image and if they have a a preferred tattooist will have to supply transport.

Would be nice if someone would bid :DTattoo and size is up for negotiation, any queries email me on torkey@hotmail.com

On 03-Sep-14 at 22:57:54 BST, seller added the following information:


On 04-Sep-14 at 03:41:26 BST, seller added the following information:

This is not a joke i will be 100% going through with it if the money is made, with a tattoo of the winner choice, SO PLEASE START BIDDING!!!!!! offers like this dont come round very often and its a great one to snap ip

On 04-Sep-14 at 06:25:47 BST, seller added the following information:

Extra pictures added as requested, and yes i”m double jointed 😀

On 04-Sep-14 at 17:57:34 BST, seller added the following information:

Email address is actually Torkey2@hotmail.com sorry got it wrong in the description

Now this is the current bid.. I have no doubt it will go higher although I do wonder what the reserve he set was…… Maybe time will tell


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Scout Master Ted………… It’s a joke honest!

Dear Mum,


Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.

Oh yes, please call Adam’s mother and tell her he is okay. He can’t write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue Jeeps. It was great. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn’t been for the lightning.

Scoutmaster Ted got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn’t hear him. Did you know that if you put petrol on a fire, it will blow up?

The wet wood didn’t burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Ted gets the bus fixed. It wasn’t his fault about the crash. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Ted said that with a bus that old, you have to expect something to break down; that’s probably why he can’t get insurance.

We think it’s a super bus. He doesn’t care if we get it dirty, and if it’s hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the bumpers. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus made for 24. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the policeman stopped and talked to us.

Scoutmaster Ted is a neat guy. Don’t worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Horace how to drive on the mountain roads where there aren’t any cops. All we ever see up there are huge logging trucks.

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out to the rapids. Scoutmaster Ted wouldn’t let me because I can’t swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast , so he let us take the canoe out. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.

Scoutmaster Ted isn’t crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn’t even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we all got to see how a tourniquet works.

Steve and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Ted said it was probably just food poisoning from the left-over chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I’m so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?

I have to go now. We are going to town to post our letters and buy some more beer and ammo. Don’t worry about anything. We are fine and tonight it’s my turn to sleep in the Scoutmaster’s tent.
This is how you find out which of the scouting leaders and gsl’s actually have a sense of humour lol …… Our Gsl   wasn’t impressed… Me I thought it was hilarious 🙂

A bit of humour to brighten your day!!


When God created Adam and Eve,

He said: I only have two gifts:

One is the art of peeing standing …

And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:

ME!, ME!, ME!,

I would love it please … Lord, please, please!

Look, it will make my life substantially easier.

Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.

Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.

He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and

bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand …

Well, he would not stop showing off.

God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:

What is the other gift? ‘

God answered:

Eve,….. A brain … and it is for you …!


REALLY…??? Is there ANY point?


Dont get me wrong I love sexy…

I love the idea of keeping a spark going in the relationship, hell I love whips handcuffs and duct tape (bet you are really wondering now lol ) 😉

But these……..   As I said REALLY…??? Is there ANY point? 

Womens Sexy C String / Strapless Thong



And for him so he doesn’t feel left out…

Actually looking at this, something could end up being left out if you are not careful  🙄  😯



Mens Sexy C String / Strapless Thong


Applebee’s fires waitress for exposing pastor’s ‘give God 10%’ no-tip receipt



A waitress says she was fired from her job at Applebee’s after posting a note from a pastor who refused to tip, writing that “I give God 10% Why do you get 18.”

The waitress, who identified herself only as Chelsea, told The Consumerist that she originally posted the photo on the atheist section of social media website Reddit as a “lighthearted joke.”

“I thought the note was insulting, but it was also comical,” she explained. “I posted it to Reddit because I thought other users would find it entertaining.”

On the receipt she posted, Applebee’s computer system had added an automatic 18 percent gratuity because the dinner party had eight or more people. But the customer scratched out the $6.29 tip and wrote “0.” The receipt included a note about giving God 10 percent and a signature which indicated that the diner was a “pastor.”

“My mistake sir, I’m sure Jesus will pay for my rent and groceries,” Chelsea wrote on Reddit on Wednesday along with a photo of the receipt.

The waitress said that the she failed to redact the signature because she thought it was illegible, but Internet sleuths began using it to obtain the pastor’s identity.

“I had already started receiving messages containing Facebook profile links and blogs and websites, asking me to confirm the identity of the customer,” she recalled. “I refused to confirm any of them, and all of them were incorrect. I worked with the website moderators to remove any personal information. I wanted to protect the identity of both my fellow server and the customer. I had no intention of starting a witch hunt or hurting anyone — I just wanted to share a picture I found interesting.”

On Wednesday, the pastor reportedly contacted the Applebee’s location where she worked and demanded that everyone involved — including the managers — be fired.

“When I posted this, I didn’t represent Applebee’s in a bad light,” Chelsea explained. “In fact, I didn’t represent them at all. I did my best to protect the identity of all parties involved. I didn’t break any specific guidelines in the company handbook — I checked.”

“But because this person got embarrassed that their selfishness was made public, Applebee’s has made it clear that they would rather lose a dedicated employee than lose an angry customer. That’s a policy I can’t understand.”

She added that she was “utterly baffled” about why someone would connect Christian tithing to tips that wait staff rely on tips to pay their bills.

“I’ve been stiffed on tips before, but this is the first time I’ve seen the Big Man has been used as reasoning,” she said. “If this person wrote the note, obviously they wanted it seen by someone… It’s strange to me that now that the audience is wider than just the server, the person is now ashamed.”

taken from this site..   http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/31/applebees-fires-waitress-for-exposing-pastors-give-god-10-no-tip-receipt/

How very Christian of him what really gets to me the most is the part where they say he demanded that everyone involved be fired……. … this is why I am an struggling agnostic… I am starting to understand why the Athisum are so against religion and all who stand for it.


January giggles on You Tube. Im a daddy and I know it./ Super Mario Style

This month the boys have been playing two little clips none stop on their tablets that they got for christmas…

I have to admit they also made me laugh… My favourite is this one  I’m a daddy and I know it… This guy as well as being quite hot if you get my drift  must have a fantastic relationship with his kids.. you can see he really is a real Daddy………. 

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and the other one is this one which is a take on Gangnam Style